June 2012
heyitspj:
I was about to make a post saying “Why does the spacebar take up so much space?” but then I realized that it takes up so much space because it is the space bar here is a picture of an orange to make up for my ignorance
soytan-conchesumadre:
Florence + the machine -...
barackfuckingobama:
On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING
because I turned up the heater
or like
ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING
from my tv
or even
THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING
the dancefloor
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Are we special, or just weird?: Lil Jon always... →
badcgijosh:
Lil Jon always seemed like such a go getter. Like, if he wasn’t extremely enthusiastic about or incredibly confused by something, he was calling shots and just telling you what to do. All the time. That’s his songs. Telling people to do things. Bend over to the front and touch your toes. Snap your…
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dajeve:
i used to go to mcdonalds in nashville and order a large drink and then while they were handing it to me in the drive thru i would let it slip through my hands onto the ground and start crying(im a really good actor) and then they would get me another and id drop that one too and i would quietly whisper
“im so thirsty”
and drive off crying
sailorswayze:
In the scene in Titanic where Rose realizes that Jack froze to death my dad leaned over to me in the theater and whispered “Jack Frost” and I laughed so hard It sounded like I was crying and everyone in the theater thought I was crying.
ih0peyourwifidies:
my passion for you burns like the heat of a thousand laptop chargers
what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
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“Not my daughter, you bitch!”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
shavingryansprivates:
we’re going dooown down dadaloolooarown
and sugar we’re goin down swingin
abeemanummawan with a bullet
load a gun complex cockatoo pull it
peeta-everdeen:
My reaction everytime I think about the fact that Garrett Hedlund might become our Finnick though.
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
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My favorites from The Hunger Games Companion Album
In no particular order:
Kingdom Come - The Civil Wars
Rules - Jayme Dee
Safe and Sound - Taylor Swift and The Civil Wars
Nothing to Remember - Neko Case
