January 2012
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
aishahugs:
wow it’s not 2012 here yet jerks. spoiler warnings anyone??
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December 2011
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FUCK THIS MAN.
THERE ARE ZERO RESTAURANTS IN DOWNTOWN TO MAKE RESERVATIONS AT TONIGHT.
FUCK IT, MAN. I’LL HAVE MCDONALDS.
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findourselvesinsiberia:
flux and
FLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
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shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
queenrowling:
the sherlock holmes movies are the best nope i will not accept an argument.
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
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What if I said I was sexually attracted to TinTin
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