January 2011
I am in nampa right now you guys. I am in nampa...
I’m not awake enough to prepare for something that heavy.
Boy Meets World - my favourite love quote of all...
Shawn: You know, he used to tell me how wonderful you were, but guys always say great things about their girlfriends until they break up. That's when the truth comes out. You know, I've waited 15 years to find out what he really thinks about you. Do you wanna know what he thinks about you now that you've broken up?
Topanga: No. Shawn, I don't wanna talk about him.
Shawn: Now that you've broken up, he still tells me how wonderful you are.
oh my god why do I have to pee so many times why...
it’s only cause I got comfy and warm in my bed.
I can honestly say I'm not exaggerating right now.
I’ve spent so much of my day feeling completely miserable and crying solely because of the way people have treated me. When did it become Treat Me Like Total Shit Day? Hell if I know.
The best awkward conversation ever.
Sookie: You remember Sam, right?
Bill: Yes, you are Sookie's employer.
Sam: Not when we're outside of work, I'm not.
Bill: No, technically, you still are.
There's this deal at McDonald's right now where...
andthatlittleblackdress:
Let me tell you here and now that if you think me being a vegetarian will fucking stop me from going buckwild and eating as many chicken nuggets as possible you don’t know
I miss Bill Compton's hair from season one.
I need to microchip my boyfriend.
for real.
You know, I was just thinking,
Trever and I have been together for almost a year and a half, and we’ve only ever fought one time. That really must mean something. We can spend hours or even days together and all I end up doing is smiling and laughing. I didn’t really believe it was going to happen, but I found my soulmate.
The new Panic! At the Disco song was so beautiful...
Oh, hey you guys.
My cat is home. That’s right. You heard me.
katarzynanakamura:
Kerli - Army of Love
Right now?
slyth-erin-:
darlingnevergrowup:
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darlingnevergrowup:
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darlingnevergrowup:
Right now is that awesome moment where I find out I’m going to see Katy Perry on July 23rd.
I hate you.
Aw, come on. You could go too if you wanted. It’s gonna be pretty awesome.
WOOOOOOH.
Where at?
Taco Bell Arena!
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I need to go!
Yeah, you kind...
Right now?
slyth-erin-:
darlingnevergrowup:
slyth-erin-:
darlingnevergrowup:
Right now is that awesome moment where I find out I’m going to see Katy Perry on July 23rd.
I hate you.
Aw, come on. You could go too if you wanted. It’s gonna be pretty awesome.
WOOOOOOH.
Where at?
Taco Bell Arena!
Right now?
slyth-erin-:
darlingnevergrowup:
Right now is that awesome moment where I find out I’m going to see Katy Perry on July 23rd.
I hate you.
Aw, come on. You could go too if you wanted. It’s gonna be pretty awesome.
Right now?
Right now is that awesome moment where I find out I’m going to see Katy Perry on July 23rd.
I get to bring my kitty home from the hospital in...
And my boyfriend too :)
vaati:
why is there cinnamon in my candy??
keep your cinnamon with your stupid cinnamon and keep it out of my candy this isn’t like that reese’s peanut butter cups accident, IT’S GROSS
candy SHOULD NEVER be spicy
EVER.
Always.
re-hymenated:
when someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
Oh yeah.
Oh my fucking God in heaven I just listened to "No...
andthatlittleblackdress:
I MEAN ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SAY “CONDOMS” IN A SONG FURTHERMORE ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SAY “CUM” IN A SONG IS THIS ALLOWED HOW OLD IS CHRIS BROWN NOW?????????????????/ ISN’T HE STILL 16?????????????????????$@!@#$#@$@??$@#>$>@$@????
I swear, if there was a Tumblr Chat I would never...
Never thought this possible, but I had the fucking...
“I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn’t deserve it. Because...”
– Augusten Burroughs (Running with Scissors)
“From the backstabbing co-worker to the meddling sister-in-law, you are in charge...”
– Anaïs Nin (via constantflux)
I just want to take a few minutes to clarify...
My life is so amazing, and I am so grateful for the people in it. I know I complain and whine at times, but it truly is everything I want in life at this point. I have a wonderful boyfriend, who I know I’ll spend the rest of my life with. He’s my other (and better) half. Then I have my family, who are so great, no matter how often we figt about stupid things. I have a full time job,...